dire

The argument:
"Look at that! That's all your fault! I hate you!"
"But I'm innocent!"
"Shut the hell up!"
"You shut up!"
"No, you!"
"Shut up!"
"I told you!" :storms out of the room:
"And shut the door!"
"Fook you!" *SLAM!*
"Thank you!"

The not-so-cute-anymore Oberon:
"Aww, you're so cute! Look how adorable you are! What a freakishly cute pupp- AARGH!!"

Watching a muted golf tournament on the restaurant's television:
"You know, it'd be a lot more fun if that golf ball was really a grenade. It'd just be set to go off at a completely random time, so they have to hurry after it."
"Hey... That guy has 'Ping' on his hat."

Bad nailpolish:
"Ech! What is this color? It's so disgusting, we really need to throw some of this out!"
"Looks sort of like a greyish, dark turquoise to me."
"Yeah, that's what it looks like..." :opens the bottle and paints a streak on his nail, shocked look: "Oh god! It's hideous! Ugh! Get this off!"
...:blank look:

The dark side of being trendy:
"She said he was too cool! Just dripping with cool."
"Sounds a bit messy, doesn't it?"

Disrespecting donuts:
"What are you doing having pancakes on Donut Day?! You freak! Eat your donuts!"
"But these are biscuits."
"...Oh."
"Right... Want one?"
"..Y- No! I'm going to have my donuts! Get away from me with your evil biscuits!"

Quick decisions:
"So should we go get a bite to eat or get to the craft store?"
"Well, I don't know. What do you want to do?"
"I don't know..! It's up to you."
"Hmm... Not sure.."
"We could got to the store today or get up and go tomorrow."
"Well..! How about we go tomorrow then?"
"Alright! So, where do you want to go to eat?"
"... I don't know, where would you like to go?"
"I don't know! I'm not really craving anything."
"Neither am I..."
"We can go anywhere you want."
"How about China Dynasty, then?"
"..No, we can't go there."
"Aw. Well... I don't know."