say cheese

legends holds it.....from the kinder garden itself we were told about this phenomena.....which always kept us startled....the legend was ....if u try killing any reptile....a snake , a lizard.....it takes snap shot of it's killer and later it's mate comes and looks into the dead creature's eyes and takes it's revenge by seeing the photograph of the killer....well we don't know how much of this is true scientifically or biologically.....but we did believe it  and hey we still do.........

one fine day a snake lost it's way in the sas compound......it was'nt the snake's good times that day for it was sighted by the guys......and the frenzy that is created once a snake or a lizard or any other rarely seen creature is found in sas..is as much as seeing an actor or an actress. so these guys carry on with their sinister ways....one last thing to do ....that is kill it.....so a great number of guys join in the homicide and start kickin and stamping the creature........and out of nowhere this guy comes in and says out loud........" hey guys don't  u remember the legend...the snake might take a photograph............. so what do u think ......what about a group photo huh???"

bloody answer

once during a history period...........

teacher:: ok yesterday we were learning about the freedom fighters right.. all right i'll ask u a question....who said these words..." give me blood and i will give u freedom"?.....all right u there u give me the answer.

student:: sir uh.....uh......whisper ultra?

** hey no offense to the girls reading this ..it's just a joke.