SASONIAN BIRDBRAINS
CHEMISTRY BREAK
What’s the greatest gift a teacher could ever give to u, education?…nah, free tuitions….uh uh, question papers….sort of ,but not really. Well the greatest gift that a teacher can ever give according to me is a free class. Really 8 periods a day,40 minutes of maths, physics and chemistry altogether can drive a guy nuts for a while. But I can tell u one thing the teachers of sas are indeed the best and they understand their students feelings better than anyone else.8 periods free....now that's the greatest gift that a teacher can ever give.
The year 1999 a chemistry class……like I said the dear ol’ teachers…just doing his duty. Class 9 is enjoying their free period……cuz their chem. teacher has a little work of his own. So in return he demands silence from his pupils and silence he gets. But then there is this sole birdbrain… who is taking all the chances and defying every damn word that his teacher spoke…a gutsy daredevil even after knowing that the teacher is the most evil one in school. Just then an evil shriek passes the teachers ears, which makes him lose his sanity and enlivens the devil in him. he rises from his chair and with red burning eyes, pointing his index towards the prankster, reiterates" what is the matter, what is the matter"? the innocent trouble maker hesitatingly answers as though nothings happened, "sir.....uh.....matter is....anything that occupies space and has mass".
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surprise...surprise!!
my greatest fear, ever since a child like every other student was class tests and esp. if it were surprise tests, it would take the daylights out of me ,we have a hard time doing test, whose dates we r well aware of...now a surprise...give us a break..... But on this particular day our teacher made our day. it was a geography class and we had just finished one of the chapters. now when it comes to geography our guys are like totally nuts, cuz it like our free period....sleep through the whole period.......makes no difference ...even if u dared to pay attention to the subject or the teacher ur human instinct would'nt let u nor would ur eyes.
but in this particular class the teacher couldn't take it, his students giving a damn to the words he was speaking., so as revenge...he decided to teach them a lesson. and what punishment would be more perfect than a literary torture..."surprise test". so after the period got over he took off from his desk, and giving a slight smirk, showing that he ain't goin to be defeated, said, "boys.... u don't listen to me no...u never listen to me no.....ok then "tomorrow" .............i'm going to give u a "surprise"test.
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