| THE MAGICAL FROG Once upon a timethere was a frog who lived in a lakeall by himself. He had been given special powersby a local witch. One day he finally ventured out of the lake to get his first glimpse of the world around outside. The first thing he saw was a bear chasing a rabbit and so he called out to them and asked them to stop. Then he said to them, "I am a magical frog and since you are the first two animals I have ever seen, I am going to grant you both three wishes. You will each take turns using them now." The bear (being greedy) went first. I would like for every bear in the forest to be female except for me." A magical sound and it was done. Then the rabbit ."I would like a helmet." This confused both the frog and the bear, but after a magical sound there was a helmet. It was the bear's turn again. "I would like every bear in the neighbouring forest to be female." A magical sound and it was done. The rabbit went again. "I would like a motorcycle." Both the bear and the frog wondered why the rabbit didn't just ask for a lot of money with which he could buy himself a motorcycle, but after a magical sound there was a motorcycle. The bear took his last wish, "I would like all the bears in the world to be femaleexcept for me." A magical sound and it was done. The rabbit then put on his helmet, started up the motorcycle, said "I wish the bear was gay," and took off like a bat out of hell. |
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