| THE JUMP A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump rom the Brooklin Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No a bets a bet." So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to adit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money". "Well, so did I, "she replied, "but I never thought he'd jump again!" |
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