| THE HOT DOG SCAM Two guys wanted to go drinking, but they only had a dollar between them. One of the fellows looked over at a hot dog wagonnearby, and ha a sudden inspiration, He spent the dollar on a hot dog. He threw the bun away, and stuffed the hot down his underwear. "Were gonna walk into the bar, order beers and drink them down. When the bartender asks for payment, I'm gonna stick this hot dog down my fly. you're gonna drop to you're knees and start sucking on it. The bartender will be so grossed out that he will imediately throw us out of the bar, "sai the lad". They entered a bar and the gambit worked like a charm. After the seventh bar they we're both extremely drunk. One of them started complaining, "sheesh, I'm starting to get bad bruises from dropping my knees." His companion slurred, "You think you've got problems? I lost the hot dog four pubs ago!" |
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