| GST Prime Minister John Howard has announced today that the GST will definitely apply to the penis because it provides a service. The way the tax will apply was difficult to decide. This was due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it isin a hole. Ontop of all this it has two dependants and they are both nuts. Effective 1st of July 2000 A penis will be taxed according to size: 10 - 12 inches Luxury tax 8 - 10 inches Pole tax 6 - 8 inchesPrivilige tax 4 - 6 inches Nuisance tax Males exceeding 12 inches must file for capital gains. Anyone under 4 inches is eligibale for a refund (please do not ask for an extension.) The tax payers asociation is still awaiting clarification on a number of questions raised on this new tax including: * are there penalties for early withdrawls? * what if nes penis is self unemployed? * do multiple partners count as a corporation? * are condoms deductible as work clothes? |
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