| A LITTLE HUMOR FOR WEDNESDAY MORNING!!! I was listening to the radio the other day, and I heard one of the all-time best comeback lines in my life. Note: This is an exact replication of national puplic radio(NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwaldwho was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So. General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boyswhen they visit your base?" GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?" GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be proberly supervised on the rifle range." FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?" GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm." FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers." GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended. |
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