| PAULINE HANSON One day, Pauline Hanson is being chauffeured to a one nation rally in the Queensland outback, when her driver swerves to aviod a hot pole & hits a cow on the side of the road, killing it instantly. When they arrive at their destination, pauline suggests to the driver that he should go back to the farmhouse & apoligize for the accident & offer to pay for the damages. Three hours later, the driver returns, with all his clothes torn, holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a Cuban cigar in the other, & swaying left to right as he walked. Pauline asks the driver "what happened?" Well, the farmer gave me this bottle, his wife gave me this cigar, & his beautiful 19 year old daughter made passsionate love to me". "Bloody hell - what did you tell them?" "I said, 'Hi, I'm Pauline Hanson's driver& I just killed the cow". |
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