In my kitchen I have a christmas tree that is still up from last year. The bulb for the fiberoptic lights finally burnt out not too long ago. Rather than replace the bulb or, god forbid, cough up $10 to replace the whole tree, I decided to play with it. This is what happens when aspiring engineers get bored: (sorry about the shaky video)
11/24/05 Desbaaz
Today is considered to be a day of giving thanks. Therefor, I would like to extend a big thank you to Prophet Benus who has outdone himself yet again. He has founded yet another chapter of followers in Ohio, reaching numbers upwards of 20 in the short time he has been there. They have taken to meeting at the local pub and engaging in highly religious activities; such as karaoke.
Today is indeed a day worth celebrating, for today Avatar Chell unveils to the world the first tale of pacnadomy. Many are soon to follow.
01/21/05 Desbaaz
NEW HOLIDAY
In honor of our great creator, we have declared a new holiday. To remember how our faith revolves around one to whom only our eyes are open, we shall not make eye contact with any ibthen for three days. These days shall be the first three days of february. In addition, during these three days, all Sasausagites should be greeted with a boop, to show our appreciation to them for accompanying us on our sacred quest for enlightenment. Praised be the Great Sasausage.
01/14/05 Desbaaz
Currently, OEG is in the process of being converted to a web server. Once that process is completed, sasausage.net will be moved there. That is all. Move along, everybody. Nothing to see here.
01/12/05 Desbaaz
Due to the very dissappointing amount of inactivity on the forum, as well as minimal group participation with cult events, it's become quite difficult to justify the expenses of maintaining this page. I havent decided yet what will happen. Best case scenario, I'll convert my comp to a web server and host the page independantly to save some cash. Worst case scenario, the page will just cease to be.
12/15/04 Desbaaz
For far too long, I have allowed members to be little more than names, numbers, and ranks. It is time that a face be place with the follower. I ask you all to send me a picture of yourself or any other sasausagites who do not already have a pic on here, along with a location and favorite god, if possible. I am linking names on the members list to their corresponding pics and descriptions. Also, it is possible to view all the available pics via the visual members chart. A link to this has been placed at the top of the members page.
12/02/04 Desbaaz
Good news! Exmortis Enterprises, in or to raise funding for the Sasausage project, has opted to pimp out Priest Klobb at the low rate of $5.00 per hour.Those interested should contact High Priest Desbaaz.
11/17/04 Desbaaz
Much has happened since my last post. One of the most important recent developments has been one step closer to the apocalypse. I'm afraid that "Now that's what I call music vol. 17" has, indeed, been unleashed on the world. Fortunately, not all hope has been lost. So long as nintendo doesn't develop any original ideas, they will be forced to continue producing mario games, thus avoiding the end of the world. This should keep us safe for several years to come. Thank you, nintendo, for not being creative enough to outgrow the need for your linchpin.
8/31/04 Desbaaz
Due to the fact that there were very few pictures submitted from Conquest Day, I wont even bother posting them. Overall, though, we successfully claimed 2 DDR machines, a window, a high school lunchroom table, and "Sex Machine" by James Brown. On a completely unrelated note, I recently stumbled across 3 videos from the last meeting of the council. Please excuse the poor quality, particularly of the audio.
