The Prophecy of the Vision of the Vally of the Horde of the Ravenous Weasels who now froth Mochaccino
And there I stood within the Valley of the Horde of the Ravenous Weasel when was given unto me two M&M's. One was red. The other, blue. With them also was I given a Mountain Dew. Why a Mountain Dew? I have no Idea. And the sacred Dr. Pepper was here within my reach right next to me and not across from me, but a Mountain Dew was given to me, regardless. And the Weasils became rabid. And from their mouths did they froth Mochaccino.
And a vision of myself standing in the valley of the horde of the ravenous weasle surrounded by weasils frothing mochaccino. And then suddenly and all a once I was infused with the Great Name's light and with the combined energies os Sasausage, the Golden Light, the Dew, and the Red and Blue M&M's, I sent forth mighty bursts of horrendously powerful blasts of energy completely oblivinizing them, leaving nothing byt a lake of mocaccino in amy wake as I strolled Sasausagely along as the random Sasausagite I tend to be, whistling my merry veinite tune.
My vision then blurred and faded so I ate the M&M's, slammed the Dew, gave the weasils a golden shower, and meandered off whistling my merry veinite tune in search of Dr. Whateverthef*ck.
-Earliscious