Name : Chell Rank : Avatar Email : [email protected] Icq :None Birthplace : Holland Favorite Band : Tool Influences : Lots and lots of hallucenogenic drugs Explain Sasausage : It is that which cannot be explained else it would lose all that makes it truth. Favorite God : ME!!! Paper or Plastic : Latex, and lots o lube Hobbies : Foot Bag, Juggling, Sparing, Writing, Singing, Reading, Debate, Politics Famous People I Hate : Dave Matthews, Lenny Krapshits, Barbera Streisand or however the fuck you spell that bitches name Fast Food : I actually work at McDonald's Words That Start With "P" : Penis, penis,penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, vagina...oops, I mean penis Pudding or Jello : he, he...pudding Race : Xyrosian Worst Sasausage Expierence : There are no bad Susausage experiences. They ALL rock and roll. Favorite Sasausagite : Good ol' Desbaaz Shoe Size : he, he...shoe size Foreigners That Suck : Yahni, Mexicans, Irish, Negroes, Germans, French, Sand Niggers, Guidos, Wops, Chincs, all them fuckers who aint Xyrosian. Fags too. Favorite Commandment : Thou shalt bone as many females as possible, lest ye be judged. Favorite Bands To See Live : Tool, Opeth, Static X(only good live), Nevermore...yep, the rest sucked. Especially messugah or whatever. Oh ya, Tomahawk was all right Favorite Movie : I hate movies If you were stuck on a desert island with only three things, what would they be? : A mouth, a pussy, and an ass hole Best Sasausage Expierence : I put MY Susausage in a female's ass the other night What would you do for a Klondike bar? : Kill Cledus Who killed Cledus? : Me...for a Klondike bar