The Bibble
Scroll I- Book II- Where Does Life Come From?

   Now that the long winded philosophical bullshit has ended, the Bibble can move on to the money parts...God Sex. This book covers the parable of creation. Hey, it's a religion after all, people. You gotta put some basic stuff in. The Susausage That Is had become restless, bored with eternity. It wanted a concept of a begining and an end. (Plus he had just reached sexual maturity and thought it high time to scam some of the ladies.) Ahem, anyway, he wanted to try this whole creation thing. All the other godly metaphors were doing it, so hey, why not? And lo he dialed up Light. She had free weekend minutes, so it was a win win situation. Being the smooth talker that Susausage is, saith unto her: Hey baby. Your'e one fine lookin' lady. Needless to say, light was a bit of a super slut, so Susausage got into her panties and hit that shit. And then there was light. But Susausage later discovered that his meaty goodness combined with light was still not enough to create life. He needed moisture. Having gotten what he needed from Light, he kicked the bitch to the curb. She was later seen blowing rails of coke with the God of the Hebrews, Iehova. So Susausage called up Mother Moisture and saith unto that fine woman: Hey, Sweet Thang. I got me some blinding light action, now I need your sweet moistness. Now Moisture got around a bit herself, hopping from ice meteor to solar system hydrozone all over the place. She was a sure thing for Susausage. So he boned her raw, and it was good. The next morning, Moisture had disappeared...and so had Susausage's wallet. But fortunately, she had left him with just what he needed for life. With the combination of Light, Moisture, and Susausage's raw meat-stuffs, Mold had grown. Although Mold was itchy and uncomfortable for our most excellent Meat Product, he never got it treated. So Mold festered and life grew.

Double Helix Be Praised
Susausage