The Bibble-Scroll I- Book One
The Susausage (Or Sasausage for the secular branch)
- In a universe of infinite possibility, everything happens. Anything a living being can percieve of or imagine is reality. What is thought of exists. One such reality, one possibility is the SUSAUSAGE.
   The SUSAUSAGE is that-which-cannot-be-explained-in-its-entirety. It is a universe within a pinhead, a god within a cell, and it tastes great with a side of eggs. Ahem, anyway...Its physical form is a difficult one to explain to those who would not listen. Imagine two eternal strands in the shape of a double helix spiraling into oblivion and eternity. Oh, and they happen to be sausage links. On these links exist countless forms of life, death, reality, rebirth, undeath, matter, power, and energy.
   The SUSAUSAGE is the System That Works and is bound in symbiosis to the fate of the universe and The All.
   So it is. So are the words of old.
Sasausage.