08/18/04
Desbaaz |
NEW HOLIDAY!
At long last, The influence of the great name has spread itself across an entire continent. This is truly a day worthy of rememberance. Henceforth, the 19th of August will be known as the day of Conquest, our first official religious holiday.
To celebrate this holiday, everyone should go out and claim something in the name of The Great Sasausage. I, for example, will be claiming the local DDR machine. It should be clearly marked with a note of some sort stating "This __________ is now property of The Great Sasausage" Once this has been accomplished, it is preferred that you take a picture and send it to me at [email protected] however, if this isn't possible, you should still report your contribution to the Sasausagian manifest destiny movement on the forum.
That is all. Happy hunting, and may the power of the ravenous weasil be with you all. |
08/16/04
Desbaaz |
NOW that's what Desbaaz calls music!
Last month I was priveledged enough to attend Ozzfest, quite possibly the finest music fest in North America. It inspired me to dream up what the "perfect concert" would be. However, since I doubt I'll have the funds to support such big names as Tool, NIN, and Otep anytime soon, I decided to resort to a much more low-scale project: an unnofficial Sasausage Radio Station. (hosted by Launchcast) It holds no real relevance to the cult, but I figured it would be something kinda fun to do. =) |
08/15/04
Desbaaz |
Of late, in honor of Hamtaro's anniversary of indoctrination as a god, Ive spent quite a bit of time playing DanceDance Revolution. (which, of course, hamtaro is the god of) Recently, my regular arcade was paid a visit by Daniel, a DDR'er from California. Coincidentally, he was by far the best freestyler I've ever seen. I shot 6 or 7 videos of this, and they will be posted as soon as I can get them transferred to digital. In the meantime, I have quite a few pics of all the regular DDR players that I hang out with.
DDR1
DDR2
DDR3
DDR4
DDR5
DDR6
DDR7
DDR8
DDR9
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DDR12
DDR13
DDR14
DDR15
DDR16
DDR17
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05/09/04
Desbaaz |
Today is mother's day. A day when we show our appreciation to the origin of our creation. Therefor, I have decided to add to the page a little tribute to the page's 'mother'. Finally, after 6 years of gaming, programming, and downloading porn, I'm showing a little love to my comp.
'where the magic happens' |
03/29/04
Desbaaz |
Truly, being away from the holy land takes its toll on those of true faith. I'm sure Prophet Benus and Chell Chell can relate to this problem. The Ibthen populous here is great, and the lost souls here seem much more difficult to shake from their hethenistic roots. It is easy to see why the Great Name did send me to this desolate religious wasteland. It is in dire need of Sasausagian influence. Not all which I have encountered has been grim, however. I have discovered 3 new gods:
Iceman - Alcoholic elder god of coyotes, senility, and hookers.
Jojo - Lord of the pissy wiccans, God of youth, adolescence, virginity, and absence of driving capabilities. Devourer of twinkie-resembling hamsters and nuggets.
Ronnie the Pigeon Boy - God of Etnies, lung cancer, psycho bitches, and ravenous, home invading pigeons.
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02/14/04
Desbaaz |
I've just completed my journey to my next challenge: Denver. Here, there are thousands of Ibthen minions crying out for enlightenment. Also, I've realized that the great number 42 plays a large role in this move. The entire trip (according to my odometer) was 1731.2 miles. This is equal to 42*42-(((((((((((((((42+4)/2)*4)/2)+4)/2)*4)/2)+4)/2)*4)/2)+4)/2)+4)+0.2 mi. (forgive the excessive use of parenthesis.)
...maybe I do have too much free time. |
02/07/04
Klobb |
WANTED
Sub-Priest
Must have internet access, a printer, basic clerical ability, and lots of free time. Yodeling abilities required; no exceptions. Starting pay of 3 boops/week with fast promotions. Must be familiar with details of Sasausagianism and corresponding customs/courtesies. Taking this position will serve as a 'foot in the door' as far as influence upon cult matters is concerned. For more details or to apply for this position, contact Klobb or Desbaaz. |
02/02/04
Desbaaz |
| Well, I will soon be leaving again to spread the gospel abroad. In my absense, Klobb will, of course, take charge of the Sasausagian movement kindling in the motherland. However, I feel that this is a task that he may not be able to take on single handed. Therefore, I will soon be appointing a certain enlightened individual as his underling, to help with simple clerical tasks; paperwork and such. I will, of course, post again with the announcement of the chosen individual, as well as pictures and details of the ceremony. Meanwhile, please utilize the poll I've added. Nothing will help this page evolve and utilize its full potential faster and more effectively than good feedback. Also, feel free to email any additional comments to [email protected]. |
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01/19/04
Desbaaz |
I've realized lately that although a good deal of talk about the selling of souls takes place, very few sales are completed. I have resolved this problem. Thus, I bring you the Exmortis Soul Exchange! The place to go for all your soul buying, selling, and trading needs. |
01/18/04
Desbaaz |
| I am proud to announce that the official online home of Sasausagianism has moved to our very own domain. (At great expense to a certain webmaster, nonetheless) Yes, those annoying geocities ads are a thing of the past. Also, there is a rather unelaborate flash intro in the works. The page has been revamped to improve load time and efficiency. And there are more games on the way. Hopefully the move will help liven things up on the forum. |
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