01/03/04 Desbaaz The Council in order: Earliscious, Desbaaz, Klobb, and Benus I have so much to report, that I hardly know where to start. This truly seems to be a promising year. Firstly, Earliscious has finally written a prophecy and therefor been promoted to the rank of Prophet. "5-0" Has been named as the avatar of Earliscious. Avatars are now to be known as "Chells". Earliscious has been discovered to be the love child of a 'ghetto booty and a road cone'. Also, I have more pictures. *yay* Pic 1  Pic 2  Pic 3  Pic 4  Pic 5  Pic 6  Pic 7 12/29/03 Desbaaz Last post of the year. Well, Benus was back in town to visit his folks for what is henceforth to be known as the not-yet-named-sasausagian-holiday. So, I gathered up what I could of the council and stopped by to pay him a visit. Pic 1  Pic 2  Pic 3  Pic 4  Pic 5  Pic 6  Pic 7  Pic 8  Pic 9  Pic 10  Pic 11  Pic 12  Pic 13  Pic 14  Pic 15 10/9/03 Desbaaz I've finally returned with several enlightening discoveries from my travels. They are described in further detail on the forum and will be added to the page shortly once I have my own computer back. 7/25/03 Desbaaz This is going to be my last post for a while. Sunday morning I leave for basic training. Klobb is in charge of any updates that are made for at least the next two months. Make sure you all keep track of the FORUM though. (not that I'm using subliminal messages to get everyone to read the FORUM and post on FORUM.) I leave you with one small gift though: the Elven Exmortis Logo. (for our Lord of the Rings fans) 7/12/03 Desbaaz I have recently been reminded that most people don't even know what a 'resolution' is. Although I hate to take my pet project out of the spotlight, I've reverted to a frameless main page. The main page which most of you are more familiar with is still in tact and accessible via the new Page Options link. 7/04/03 Desbaaz A day with the prophets: Today, Prophet Benus arrived in Crestview. He, potential prophet Earliscius and myself all ventured to Wal-Mart. Since today is the holiday, the store was packed with rednecks doing some last-minute shopping for various explosives. This made it a perfect target. Firstly, Earliscius seized a pack of LifeSavers� and attempted to put them on layaway, paying with a $100 bill. Unfortunately, since it was a food item, he was unable to do so. Then we proceded to the food court, where we all rode the miniature merry-go-round. After regaining our balance, which was somehow thrown askew, we wrote the URL to the page on about 50 napkins and passed them out to various customers. All things considered, I feel it was a relatively successful mission. For those of you who are visiting because you recieved said napkins, feel free to join. Or, if you want, feel free to express your narrow-minded dissapproval on our forum. 6/16/03 Desbaaz I've reverted to the old news format, since none of the other council members were utilizing their posting abilities. We have quite a few projects in the works for the page. For more details consult the 'Projects' thread on the forum. 5/23/03 Desbaaz I have finally made a breakthrough both as a web designer and a priest. You can all join now via the 'join' page online. Those who join online will be labeled 'veinnites'. Those who fill out the application will achieve the higher rank of 'Sasausagite'. In order to join the council, you must be sponsored by a priest and undergo training. Those in the council can choose to outcast those who are not loyal to the great name. that should thoroughly explain the new look to the members page. 05/20/03 Desbaaz A quick recap for those who don't feel the urge to read through the entire forum: We're considering the possibility of engaging in cheap publicity stunts, such as organizing a cheesy conspiracy or publishing a newsletter. For those of you who wish to access the site from public, government-supplied computers, use yahoo australia http://au.yahoo.com to bypass bess. (this theory is untested) We need to gather information about the pink menace so as to launch an organized, effective assult. Possibly moving the page to bravenet soon. 5/13/03 Desbaaz Well, it seems every effort I've made to make this site become self-financing has been unrewarded. Cafepress seems to have "misplaced" the meager profit that I had made. Seek99 only payed us $0.08 even though I alone used it enough to earn a few bucks. It seems our transfer to a real domain will have to wait until I'm in tech school. (probably October of this year)