SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE


1. Barbara Streisand
2. Goth Barbie
3. Impotent Adolescent Avatars
4. Furbies
5. Movies with pop stars
6. The ring of power being discovered by a stupid fat hobbit
7. High pacnad death counts
8. Aaron carter gets more ass than my goat
    9. They stop making mario games
10. Bodies hitting the floor
11. Rabbits
12. Gerbils
13. Unicycles
14. Barbara Streisand
15. They stop making Halloween movies
16. Famous actors who play wizards dying
17. Lucky Charms
18. Ozzy is thought of as being anything other than hard core.
19. NOW that's what I call music vol. 17
20. Barbara Streisand
21. Steven King's Dreamcatcher and all of the flesh eating vaginas that explode with a ferocity from assholes in said film.
22. the Barbie clothing line.

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