You
Know You're A Susan Sarandon Fan When...
You no
longer think of Eddie Vedder as just a member of Pearl Jam.
You
actually want to be kidnapped.
You
get along with your ex-husband and his girlfriend.
You
dream of counceling death row inmates.
You
become a lawyer and still live with your mother.
You
wonder if all your dreams are premonitions.
Your
new hobby includes setting the contents of your garage on fire.
You
tell your kids to call you Marmee.
You
become interested in biochemistry.
You
are running from the law with your best friend.
You
think baseball is a religion.
You
marry your boyfriend's brother.
You
enjoy floating in a pool, eating cherries, and laying around in your bath
robe.
You
become an army nurse.
You
enjoy acting with men who have multiple personalities.
You
hate the smell of fish and love the smell of lemons.
You'd
let your daughter be involved with a pedophile posing as a photographer.
You'd
rather sleep with a transsexual than your fiancé.