 |
| Sick and Scary Shit! but funny |
| Charectors: Dan, Keri-, Siamon, Gotta-K, Brandon, Heero, Duo, Liz V, Chelsia, Jermey, and Andrew. note from Writers: We do not own gundam wing charctors we are just using their names for this story so it would be funny so don't sue us! Keri-: Hi Gotta-K Gotta-K: Hi Keri- *Keri and Gotta-K talk for 3 hours* ::Later in a different sceen, Liz V is getting the shit kicked out of her ugly butt by Siamon, Dan, and Heero:: Chelsia: Jermy fuck me!!!!!!! Jermy: With no pleasure :: Chelsia and Jermy fuck each other and Jermy dies by Chelsia's crotch meeting his dick :: *Chelsia gets all upset because Jermy was the only one that would have sex with her besides Liz V* *Keri- and Gotta-K went to see what Siamon and Dan were doing hehehe. When they got to the room they watched the three beat the crap out of Liz V (Dan, Siamon, and Heero) and they laughed there head off when they found out that she had a dick, Siamon and Dan were just staring at it and they said "Thats very small what happen?" Gotta-K and Keri- just couldn't stop laughing. After Siamon finished beating the crap out of Liz V, he went tover to Keri- and kissed her very romantically and Dan goes over to Gotta-K and kisses on the lips for a very long time.* Siamon: Your absultly stunning Keri- Keri-: awwww thanx *blushes* Dan: Gotta-K your so pretty that I can't keep my eyes off you Gotta-k: you can't? *blushes* Dan: Nope I can't *smiles at Gotta-K* Gotta-K: Your so sweet *Heero gets all jealous because Dan got one of the prettiest girls in the room and Siamon got her twin sister so... he leaves to find Duo* Heero: Duo where are you?? Duo: I don't know Heero: sounds actually smells like your on the loo Duo: on who? Heero: on the loo Duo: who the fuck is loo???? Heero: the thing your sitting on Duo: I'm not sitting on Loo Heero: Loo isn't a person Duo: Then y am I sitting on him? Heero: oy! Duo: Oy? Oy who??? Heero: Just fuck me y don't ya? Duo: race u to the bedroom *forgets to pull up his pants falls flat on on his face/dick* owww my dick! Heero: Let me kiss it *kisses it for a long time* Duo: Thats not a kiss Heero:*mumbles* aofaigoaofnao Duo: moans in pleasure Brandon: What the fuck is going on here? *Heero gives Brandon a puzzled look with Duo's dick still in his mouth* *Duo pulls his pants up with Heero still attached to his dick* Brandon: If you haven't noticed but Heero is still attached to ur dick Duo: oopsy doodles Brandon: you guys are strange aren't ya? Duo: *wispers to Heero and pulls down his pants* "Don't bite too hard I might need that later" Brandon: You mind if I join, I'm bored Duo: *moans* Well I don't think so we never did a threesome before but we have done a foursome. Plus people would think that we are queer if you joined in. Brandon: Dude you are queer Duo: No we aren't *Heero starts licking Duo's dick really fast and hard and Duo gets a bloody nose because Heero takes off his pants still licking his dick* Brandon: Thats not correct *Duo moans louder and people start wondering whats up* *Brandon comes up behind Heero with his pants off and start humping Heero from behind (note from writers: if you can do this u are very talented)* *Keri-, Siamon, Gotta-K, and Dan accently walk in on the threesome doing it, Keri- and Gotta-K scream very loud and Siamon and Dan just look very surprised. The three guys kept doing what they were doing and Duo was moaning very loudly that the neighbers could hear and they did too. They were at there window looking into the room wheree Duo, Brandon, and Heero were haveing sex They had their bingo cards and binoclolors because there very old and pathetic. (Plus its Friday night and thats really the only excitment you can get when your that old)* Duo: We're not doing anything wrong are we? Siamon: ummm yeah.... *Heero bites Duo's dick* Duo: Ooooooooooowww!!!!!!!!! I told you not to bite because I might need that later Heero: *Lets go of Duo's dick* On who??? Duo: On you who else??? Erikas' out of town Andrew: *in an English accent* You naughty naughty little boy Siamon: Andrew when did you come in? Andrew: a couple mins ago... and who is the hott girl standing next to you? Siamon: Keri- Andrew: Keri- Who? and can I ask her out? Siamon: Shes my girlfriend you dip shit and no u can't ask her out! Andrew: I'm not a dip shit Siamon: yeah sorry to say you are *Siamon starts kissing Keri-'s neck and Heero and Duo go to Heero's to finish what they were doing earlier and Brandon goes to a strip joint and gets drunk* *Brandon gets pregnat and has a baby girl that looks like him* |
|
|