Sunday, July 13, 2003
SWA RAGE! Kicked off with a bang as we see Tool take on the rookie Ry-Dogg! The men lock up, Tool over powers Ry-Doog and hits him with a shoulder block and then the Chain De-Linker (in the corner splash then a quick bulldog)
Ry-Dogg comes fighting back after a 2 count and hits a massive clothesline and then throws Tool into the corner with such velocity that the rope snaps off and Sexy Ref has to fix it. Ry-Dogg follows up with a scoop slam and cartwheel splash then a top rope Swan Dive Headbutt, a drop kick then into a perfectly executed boston crab but Tool gets the ropes. Ry-Dogg lets go and then applies a single leg crab. Tool again breaks it off and comes fighting back with a low dropkick and a flurry of punches and finishes with a slam. Tool ascends the ropes and hits Ry-Dogg with a twisting leg drop. (Well done I must say!)
Tool is upset with Sexy Ref that it was only a 2 count but Ry-Dogg sneaks up from behind and Tool squashes the innocent Sexy Ref and Sexy Ref goes down and out! The Nation's Sensation, Shawn Summers makes his way down to the ring and lays out both Tool and Ry-Dogg with a chair. Ry-Dogg then hits the Dogg Pound Drop as Summers continues his attack on Tool as Ry-Dogg begins to ascend the roped. Ry-Dogg perched on top comes down with The Cutting Edge (Swanton Bomb) and get the 1..2..3!
Match #2 sees Kage take on Shawn Summers in a rematch from last show. Kage was quick to lay waste to Summers last week but this week, Summers had the upper hand. Summers went to work on Kage with a flying forearm and a Seris of suplexes. Kage comes back and hit somes of his own as well as The Electrik Smile! Kage sends Summers off the ropes and hits him with a spinning heel kick, a DDT then a body splash in the corner. Summers comes back with a low blow, Redneck Ref is right there to enforce the law by saying "I dun wanna see that again ya hear, you dun hit that boy in the balls again!" Summers hits the superkick and a High knee as well as a pedigree but he couldn't get it all for Kage could barely stand.
Kage comes back with a School Boy and a leg drop, Redneck Ref says it was almost a 5 count! (Hey, it aint his fault he can't count!!!)
Kage hits a calf kick on Summers and then hits the End Of Chaos but Tool comes down and hits "Redneck Ref" in the back with a chair. Tool seeks revenge on Summers but gets knocked out of the ring. Summers nails Kage with the Stunning Sensation (Angle Slam) on the chair for the Victory!
Post-Match, Payne comes down and whips out the masses, laying waste to Tool, Kage and Summers. He then delivers a solid message by saying that since he wasn't scheduled for a match, he'll make his own later tonight!
Our next match is the long awaited, heavily hyped, Reck Internet Invitational Open Challenge Match!!! No rain, No snow, No stopping the brutality! Finally it has arrived and Reck makes his way ringside to address his fans. A few chants for "Biscuitz" appear to the displeasure of Reck but none-the-less, Reck says he wants a little moral support from his "Little Buddy" Kage. Kage comes down and they both enter the ring and await Mr.Vegas who comes to the ring with two of his Hoes. Vegas gets in the ring and IT'S ON!!!!!!!
Match starts with a lock up, Reck is the dominant force and plows Vegas in to the corner but releases him. Another lock up on Vegas gets the upper hand on this one and drills Reck into the corner and lays in the knees. Vegas then hits a beautiful suplex on the big man and goes to work with the boots. A few pin fall attempts but Kage interferes much to the anger of one: Mr. Vegas. Vegas goes out to get some "Play Things" as Kage goes after him. Vegas drills Kage in the head with a chunk of wood and beats him down! Vegas then throws the large piece of wood into the ring and hits Reck in the head. Vegas then grabs another chunk and just shatters it over Reck's head. Vegas lands a top rope Senton Splash on to the wood which bears Reck underneath. Vegas quickly went to work on Recks back beating it with his wood. Reck gets up as Vegas ascends the roped and hits the Wombat from the top rope and lands a few firm chops to Vegas' hairy chest! Reck then goes to work drilling Vegas with Vegas' own wood! Reck then lands a painful Evenflow DDT on to the wood which is cluttering the ring. Reck orders Kage to get something which turns out to be chairs and more wood which they then set up as a make-shift table. They grab Vegas and hit a massive Double Suplex on him. Vegas is down and out as Reck makes a final attempt to end this match for good as he climbs the ropes and hits a modified Frog Splash as the ref counts 3.
Reck then celebrates saying he is the new champion on the hear the ref say it was a Non-Title match. Reck loses it as Vegas crawls away but still has strength left to tell Reck off. Reck hits The Distorted Filth BoxXx on the ref. Kage lifts the ref up and then Reck drills the ref with one of the most vicious chair shots I've ever seen! Reck and Kage then leave together and it's on to the Main Event!
An over the top rope battle royal with the winner to be the #1 Contender to Vegas' Heavyweight Title or if Payne wins, then he is the SWA Commissioner! Payne comes to the ring first. The second person to come is Ry-Dogg, 2 minutes later Tool enters followed by Kage. Ry-Dogg is eliminated by Payne as Reck makes his way down as the last participant. Reck laughs at Ry-Dogg about how he was eliminated. Reck goes behind the ring and tries to help Kage get Payne out of the ring but instead shoves him back in the ring. Tool is beaten down by all 3 men and finally thrown out by Payne. Reck hits a low blow on Payne as Kage goes to work landing beautiful high elevation leg drops on the big man. With Payne out, Kage gives Reck a low blow and tries to throw him out, Payne gets up and throws Kage out leaving Reck as Payne's mercy. Reck tries to land offense but it does no good. Payne goes to work on Reck's arm and hits the Payneful Reality! Fans chant for the Symphony of Ball Shots and Payne delivers with 4, count em 4 low blows!!! Reck stumbles to the ropes after being drilled many times in the head with Payne's fist! Reck dangling on the ropes get elevated but not over the ropes, he is being held in an uncompromising position by Payne as Payne kicks Reck square in the Genitals 6 or 7 times before dumping Reck over the ropes to win the match. Vegas and Gerald Cash come to ring side after providing the guest commentary for the match and celebrate with Payne as we go off the air!!!
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