Sunday, July 27, 2003
This week we start our show off with the NEW SWA Commissioner, Payne. He has some things to say. He talks about the Shark Tank match. He says that there will be 2 men in the ring and a "shark" on the outside. If your thrown to the outside, the "shark" can do anything he wants to you but if you so much as lay a finger on him, then YOUR FIRED! The Hangman's Match which will involve Shawn Summers and Tool. The only way to win is to either choke your opponent out for a 10 count OR choke him enough to make him tap out using a noose. Also, the SWA title will be defended
against either Reck or Kage, which will be decided in the main event tonight! All that and more for SWA Summer Slaughter. Lethal comes out and Payne asks him to be the shark this Sunday. Lethal says that he was never one to want to beat people up for no reason but he'll do it. Lethal leaves and now Payne moves on to say that no one let him know about the 3-way for the IC title tonight. He had no papers and no one asked him about it. He doesn't like having people do things with out his permission. He says that the match is NEXT!
Tool comes down first followed by Shawn Summers, the champion and lastly, Kage. Payne comes out before Kage reaches the ring and hits him in the back with a chair and tosses him head first into a shed! He demands that Tool come and bring him back. Tool comes out and gets his head bashed into the shed as well. Payne now says that this match is non-title and tosses Tool and Kage in the ring. Summers goes to work on both with flying forearms and a bulldog to Kage. Summers suplex on Kage. Goes for superkick but Kage ducks and nails a dropkick. Kage hits a suplex on Summers but Tool slams Kage and hits the Chain De-Linker. Summers fights Tool as Kage gets up, knocks both men down and hits the Electric Smile off Summers on to Tool. Only a 2 count! They go into a 3-way slug fest and a double bulldog by Summers. Summers rolls to the outside as Kage hits a massive splash to him. Kage gets back in the ring but Tool hits the Chain Cutter on him. Summers hits a superkick but Kage ducks and Sexy Ref takes it in the face. 619... or should I say 519 (this is Ontario!) to Summers by Kage. Leg drop to Kage by Tool, Stunning Sensation to Tool, Chain Reaction to Summers, Tool goes to pin Kage 1,2,3. Winner is Tool. Sexy Ref informs Tool that the match is indeed non-title and Tool flips out and beats on poor Sexy Ref.
Lethal comes out and say that Payne granted him a match today and that he wants to beat on Reck. Reck comes out and says that the internet is now on computers and he plugs his website. Reck wants to know why Lethal wants to fight him. Lethal says that he tried to teach him everything he knew and Reck didn't learn it and that if he doesn't fight Lethal, Reck is fired. Lethal goes to the ring. Reck calls Payne an a-hole and then goes to the ring.
Match starts off with a nice lock up but Lethal racks the eyes. Lock up again and Reck over powers Lethal into the corner and nails 3 hard chops to his chest. Reck hits a suplex for a 2 count. Lethal gets up and gets punched straight in the jaw. Reck slams Lethal's head in the the turnbuckle but ducks on the thrid one and Reck nails his head. Clothesline and Reck goes down hard. Stomps, arm wringer, Mahistrol Cradle, 2. Lethal gives Reck a low blow and send him off the ropes, he ducks under a clothesline, puts his head down and gets a knee to the face. DDT on Reck and then a Coast to Coast Elbow drop. In the corner Lethal goes to work on Reck, Reck reverses and sends Lethal into the corner but Lethal springs off the ropes and hits a crossbody on Reck for a 2 count. Snap mare on Reck and a seated Dropkick. Lethal climbs the ropes, Reck follows, they exchanges punches and then Reck hits a SUPERPLEX off the ropes only to get a 2 count. Reck hits the Evenflow and sets Lethal on the ropes. Lethal punches Reck in the head a few times as Reck staggers back, Lethal jumps off the ropes only to get caught by Reck and it's turned into the Wombat! Lethal has just tasted Reck's Wombat but it's only good for a 2! Reck puts Lethal in a headlock but Lethal again with a thumb to the eye. Lethal goes for his superkick, Reck ducks and Lethal is hung up on the rope, Reck then proceeds to bounces the ropes as Lethal goes flying off. Reck hits a quick leg drop to Lethal's arm and applies an arm bar. Reck brings Lethal to his feets and hooks on an arm wringer. Lethal kicks Reck quare in the balls and goes to get a chair. Reck whips Lethal into the ref. Lethal hits Reck with the Lethal Slam and goes to wake the ref up, Reck grabs the chair and hits Lethal viciously in the face with it and then drops him down with the The Distorted Filth BoxXx! 1,2,3!!!
Post match, Lethal superkicks Reck as Payne comes down and says that Reck cheated therefore Lethal wins the match. Lethal hits Reck with the Lethal Injection and a Pedirgee then leaves with Payne.
Kage VS Payne is next. Kage starts the match with some kick and tries a suplex but cant get the big man over. Knees, leg drop, stomps, Kage slips on the mat then drop kicks Payne in the face. Flip over neck breaker then a dropkick to the chest. Arm wringer, arm-bar then out of no where Payne hits the Reality but can't capitalize. Tool runs out followed by Summers who levels him with a chair then leaves. Tool gives chase. In the ring Payne is in a headlock but powers out. Elbows and stomps by the big man Payne. Belly to Back suplex, dropkick then Payne climbs the ropes and hits a huge elbow drop. Payne then lifts Kage up and hits him with the Psycho Slam (The Dominator) Payneful Reality, Symphony of Ball shots, Air Canada Slam, 1...2...3... It's over!
Vegas VS Ry-Dogg for the SWA world title is our next match on the card.
Vegas comes down with only one slut. He says that this is Slut #1 and the reason that Vegas Slut #2 isn't here tonight is because she did an interview on RECK.COM and then went and "had fun" with Reck. She has the night off without pay. Ry-Dogg comes down and Vegas goes right on the attack sending him into the corner with knees. Ry-Dogg reverses and nails in some punches. Whip to the corner and Vegas kicks Ry-Dogg in the face. Pump handle but only a 2 count. Ry-Dogg comes back and puts on a single crab but its reversed into an Indian Death Lock. Vegas hits 2 Northern Lights Suplexes on Ry-Dogg then DDTs the ref. Vegas grabs some toys and sets them up in the corner. Vegas then hiptosses Ry-Dogg into the 3 corners then whacks Sexy Ref in the head as he gets up. Vegas hits the Japanese Dragon Bomb on the wood but only gets 2. Ry-Dogg is sent to the outside but reverses a whip into the shed. Back in the ring Ry-Dogg hits the Dogg Pound Drop but misses the. After 4 One Arm Bandits, Vegas gets the victory.
Lethal gives guest commentary for this match as Payne comes down and says that the winner of this match gets a title shot and the loser is in the Shark Tank Match. Reck comes down first. Kage is next. Kage begins to bicker with Payne a Reck rolls him up for a quick 3. Match is now 1-0 for Reck. Kage gets up and goes on the attack knocking Reck down and hitting The Electric Smile for a 3. 1-1. Reck gets up and bulldogs Kage. Reck places Kage in the corner, nails a huge chop and a DDT for another victory. 2-1. Suplex on Reck, low blow, Leg drop from the top rope and Kage ties it. 2-2. Kage goes out to get a chair and as he gets in the ring, Reck comes running and nails a big boot to the chair. Reck goes for a pin as Payne smacks him in the back 3 times with the chair then puts Kage on Reck then counts 3. 3-2. Kage gets up and snaps Reck over with a flip over neck breaker then hits Reck in the back with the chair. Kage then hits the Wisper In The Wind off the chair to Reck to tie it at 3-3. Reck gets sent into the ropes with a sling shot, then a leg drop and a suplex. Kage goes for another but Reck blocks it and hits one of his own then hits a huge leg drop to the back of the head. 4-3. Payne clotheslines Reck down and puts Kage on Reck and fast counts him. 4-4. Frog Splash by Kage to make it 4-5. Rollup right after the 3 to make it 5-5. Reck gets up and hits a neck breaker then an arm wringer on Kage. Kage reverses it into a Neck breaker then they both go down to a double clothesline. They both get back up and then Kage goes down with a sidewalk slam. Reck leaves to get a drink of water. He returns and spits it in Paynes face as Kage and Reck both hit drop kicks and DDTs on the big man. Lethal comes running down only to get the beat up. Reck send him out of the ring then Kage hits a DDT on Reck to make it 5-6. Reck comes back with a Payneful Reality as Payne reluctantly counts 3. 6-6 tied now but Payne, after having his brain knocked thinks its 8-6 for Reck. Kage fights back with a roll up and a Tear Jerker to get 2 pin falls tying this at 8-8. Reck picks Kage up and slams him in the corners but its reversed into the End Of Khaos of the last pin making the final score 8-9 for Kage. Kage moves on to Summer Slaughter to face Johnny Vegas in a Weapon of Choice match as Payne sends him out of the ring. Lethal returns and Payne and Lethal both double team Reck then leave as we go off the air. Make sure you show up in 2 week for SWA Summer Slaughter!!!!!!!
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