In the coming months, leading up to the beginning of what may be the BIGGEST YEAR IN SWA HISTORY, I will be giving you the details, the stories, the scoops, that you, the SWA fans, want to know!
Who am I you ask? Well I can't tell you my real name for that would ruin everything. I can tell you that I am an insider with the SWA who will be giving you the low down on the SWA. Let's begin shall we?
I have it confirmed that the posts for the SWA 2004 ring are being made AS YOU READ THIS!!!
In the next issue of "Inside The SWA" I will bring you the details about what they're being made out of and how far along they are!!! Things are looking up now that the posts are under construction!!!
In other news, while buying a cappuccino at one of Sarnia's MANY Tim Horton's, I couldn't help but notice a familiar face from the past few years. It was none other than former ESW/SWA World Champion, THE IMPACT PLAYER. He was talking on the phone. To who? That is unknown at the time but Your's Truly over heard a few word's that may be SHOCKING to the wrong person. After the news said person may need some THERAPY.
At a recent trip a certain MEDICAL FACILITY by one of my sources, they claim to have seen RECK having strong words with the women behind the desk. RECK was said to have been displeased with a soda he purchased from their vending MACHINE, tripped and fell while trying to return it. RECK claimed that he needed medical attention for the "BOO BOO" on his knee and wouldn't leave until he found MR.WOOPEE. Details are sketchy but RECK was said to have left the premises with a very SICK individual.
Word on the streets is that KAGE may have something planned for the 2004 season that may be BIGGER than he thinks he is. What does Payne have to do with this? Should SHAWN SUMMERS be worried?
Johnny Vegas may also have something planned, only in a non-wrestling way. Vegas has began to put together an escort service. One source goes on record to say that Vegas has always been a big fan of HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY, BURLESQUE CLUBS and other VAUDEVILLE ESCAPES so it should be no surprise to anyone that naturally he be involved with something of the sort. Could this mean Vegas is done with wrestling for good? Of course not, Vegas has been training hard to reclaim GOLD this year. I have it on good authority that Vegas has acquired an ODD partner to assist him in reclaiming his place. The result could resemble that of a train WRECK.
Who was LETHAL seen having a cup of TEA with the other evening? None other than former SWA Owner/Commissioner, Gerald W. Cash. They were over heard speaking of POLITICS, STAR WARS, and something about a way to get back at someone who has foiled LETHAL'S plans well over SIX times. More on this as it develops.
Does SHAWN SUMMERS have a BURNING secret to hide? Word has it that SUMMERS has a certain TOOL up his sleeve though he has been overheard speaking of finding SALVATION in LAS VEGAS?
Will the DOGG POUND make an IMPACT in 2004 or will RY-DOGG have to call in the MAXIMUM ally to help him win gold?
That's all for this edition of "Inside The SWA." Make sure to read the next issue when I will drop a bombshell that may shake the SWA to its core. Find out what is up with TGK. Also I have it on good authority that we may see a match at Day of Reckoning that may very well be match of the year quality. Stay Tuned.....