| 1. Don't live by the rules made up while drunk. 2. Never put your drink down so far away that you have to get up to reach it. 3. Don't drink and drive, you might spill your drink. 4. Spilling your drink is considered alcohol abuse. 5. Alcohol abuse is punishable by a good stiff drink. 6. Do not try to spell 'inebriate' while you're inebriated. 7. Talk about Darren. Lots. 8. As much as possible as quick as possible. 9. Don't think, just drink. 10. Don't take pictures. 11. If you hurt yourself, have another drink. 12. If you empty your glass, have another drink. 13. If you start thinking, have another drink. 14. If you can still remember things, have another drink. 15. If you know what you are saying, have another drink. 16. If you aren't singing yet, have another drink. 17. If you're not drunk, have another drink. 18. Play mexican train. 19. If you're not having fun, have another drink. 20. If you're being a party pooper: HAVE A DRINK! NOW! 21. If you can stand up, have another drink. 22. If you're thinking about going home, have another drink. 23. If you can still sing on key, have another drink. 24. If you aren't talking or singing with an accent of some sort, have another drink. 25. If you break a rule, have another drink. 26. Don't let Clint drink too much. 27. Don't play truth or dare. 28. Play rook. 29. Don't play strip poker. 30. Play yahtzee. 31. If you let Clint drink too much, make sure you drink as much as he does. |
| The Official Rules |
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| They're really more like guidelines. |