"Dude" (the best word ever)
"Sketch, sketchy, sketchified, sketchiness...."
"Mr. Blank"
"Embarrassin'!"
"Whoa buddy"
"Yo' (your) Butt!!!"
"So....
....who do you like?
....do you like stuff? (I LOVE STUFF!!!)
....do you like your butt?"
"Peace out- Married Matt" :-)
"We're going to China!!!"
First and foremost, "Boys are bad!!!" (the VA hall motto) And some new variations for the few guys out there who are decent, and when we're feeling good about guys - "Guys are great!" and "Men are magnificent!" :-)
"Mary Washington College- isn't that a private, all-girl's school?" In case you are also among the misinformed, Mary Wash is a public, coeducational, liberal arts college (although with the guy/girl ratio of 30/70 it can sometimes be hard to tell).
Our most commonly used adjectives- "shady, sketchy, random, and rough"- as in "Today when I was looking really rough, I talked to a random guy who was quite shady, and it was just a sketchy situation."
"Touch it, and they will come" or "touch the furby"- just don't ask, believe me, you really don't want to know
"Dang it!" "crud, cruddy, punk, and punky" (some of my personal favorites)
Various guys at the Wash (yes, I said guys at the Wash) that we have given special names to- "Curtis-Bob", "Shady Jason", "B.J. Rob", "Mike the Manager", "Tory", and "Doss-Bob" -he "knows what time it is" and wants to name his kid "Hagen" (you know, however it's spelled, like the ice cream....think about it) there's an absolutely hilarious story that goes with this guy,
"You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in."
"Guys are like roses, you have to watch out for the pricks."
"When I'm working at the library...books aren't the only things I check out!"
"You look insanely familiar."
"Do you need some lovin'?"
---New from this summer--- (2000)
"How you doin'?"
"Super fly!"
"Who's your daddy?"
"Nose shot!"
"Don't you be lookin' at my eye!"
"Don't be spittin' on my cookie!"
"So few men, so many married."
"Watch your haed!" (head)
"I don't know how I feel about that."
"He's growing the 'stache' again." or "It's hair lip!"
"The almighty, round mouthed, midget, munchkin man."
"Rat man" and "Rat demon"
"Why did Eve have to eat the apple? - Because Adam couldn't provide." (Don't take this seriously, it's just a guy bashing joke.)