Very Short Jokes - 5
Why are surd hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
When is it legal to shoot a surd in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Whats the difference between a surd and a Supermarket Trolley ?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A surd ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A surd parade.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Someone asked a surd if he believed in smoking.
A: He said "Yes, I've seen it done."
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Surd #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Surd #2: "No, who wrote it?"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Surd: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
Surd: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A surd was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, he said to himself "oh well !" and turned around and drove back home.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------