Very Short Jokes 3
Delhi to Bombay
A Surd was going by train from Delhi to Bombay.
He kept getting off at every station to buy a ticket till the next station.
When the train reached Delhi, the Surd's co-passengers asked him why he kept on buying tickets instead of buying a ticket for the entire.
The Surd replied that his doctor had advised him against taking long journeys.
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Pay or No Pay
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.
He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column Salary Expected :
He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote : Yes
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Railways
A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji's coach was jerking heavily. This made him not to prepare anything for the speech.
Annoyed by the event, next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway
department was "There should not be last coach in any train."
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What Problem?
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : 'Doctor, I have a problem.'
Doctor : 'What's your problem?'
Sardarji : 'I keep forgetting things.'
Doctor : 'Since when do you have this problem?'
Sardarji : 'What problem?'
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Bomb + Sardar = Trouble
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh got fed up with the Indian Govt and decided to blow up the parliament. They took 2 bombs, put them in a suitcase in the front seat of their car and set off.
Hari Singh asks "What happens if the bombs blast off now".
Gani Singh says "Don't worry. I have a spare bomb in the back seat"
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How many idlis in a empty Stomach
Once Banta Singh goes to dinner with his friends.Just to have some fun one of his friends ask's Banta, "How many Idlis can you eat when your stomach is empty?". For which Banta answers promptly - "8 idlis".
His friends laugh at him and say,nobody can eat 8 idlis when their stomach is empty because when they eat the first idli their stomach would no longer be empty.
Banta enjoys the joke very much and as soon as he comes home calls his wife and asks, "How many idlis can you eat when your stomach is empty?". She replies - "5 idlis".
Hearing this answer Banta gets furious and replies, "You fool! Had you said '8 idlis' I would have told you a good joke!"
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New in Town
Once a sardarji went to the city of Mumbai for the first time to meet his father. His father had asked him to keep walking in the direction of the sunrise until he eventually reached his house.
Since, the sardarji was new to the city he decided to ask a passerby the direction in which the sun rose in, east, west, north or south?
The passerby also a Sardarji thought for some time and then said, "Main bhi is sheher mein naya aaya
hoon!"
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Tragedy in Punjab
Did you hear the news about the 747 that crashed in a cemetery in Punjab recently?
The Surd officials have so far retrieved 4000 bodies.
Did you hear about the latest tragedy in Punjab?
There was a terrible power failure in a large shopping mall, people were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours!
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Did you hear about the latest Surd invention? It's a solar-powered flashlight.
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But wait theres More!
A Surd was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued.
His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets. "You mean you fought like that for 57 paise?" asked one of the muggers increduously. "Is that all you wanted?" moaned the Surd.
"I thought you were after the 400 Rupees in my shoe!"
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