Sardar's Thermosflask
A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny
object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny
object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos
flask." The sardar then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps Hot things hot and
it keeps cold things cold." The sardar says,
"I'll take it!" The next day, he walks into work
with his new thermos. His sardar boss sees him
and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a thermos flask." The boss then
says, "What does it do?" He replies, "It keeps
hot Things hot and cold things cold." The boss
said, "Wow, what do you have in it?" The sardar
replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."