Railway Improvements

A sardarji was working as editor in a daily 
newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to 
deliver a speech about railway department 
improvements. His coach was the last coach in the 
train. The train was moving very fast and so 
sardarji's coach was jerking heavily. This made 
him not to prepare for the speech. Annoyed by the 
event, next day in the meeting, his first point 
towards improvement of railway deparrtment was 
""There should not be last coach in any train."" 

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Two Sardarjis went into a pub and after ordering 
two beers took some sandwiches out of their 
packets and started to eat them. 'You can't eat 
your own sandwiches in here,' complained the 
pub-owner. So the two sardars swapped their 
sandwiches.