Punjab Police 

Three police squads , The Scotland Yard police , The NY Police and 
the Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force ward . The 
judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission.He 
who captures an adult Lion and brings it back alive in the fastest time will
be adjudged the best . First Scotland yard goes into the forest and comes 
back in half an hour with a Lion all tied up . Then the NY police go in and
come back in 15 minutes with a tied up lion .Lastly the sardar brigade 
goes in . 15 minutes , half an hour , one hour goes and no sign of our 
saradrjis .The judges give up and decide to search for them . They go into
the forest . After some searching , they find the sardarjis all excitedly
yelling near a tree . The sardarjis have tied up a big bear to a tree and one
of them is shouting , "Bol tu sher Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !! " 
(Admit that you are a lion!You are a lion).