Platform No. 1

A sardarji is standing on platform no.1 waiting 
for the punjab mail toarrive. There is an 
anouncement "Passengers to note.. Train no 234 dn 
Punjab mail from New Delhi will be arriving on 
`platform` no.1 shortly." Hearing this sardarji 
gets panicky..He immediately picked up his 
baggage, jumped on to the railway track and stood 
there..