News Headlines

* India wins Cricket match; 120 people die of shock

* Bihar sold to Pakistan; Resulted In an unrelated incident
Literacy soars up to 86% in India

* Self-immolation best bet to reduce population: Dept. of Family
Planning.

* Population Statistics: 42% - Literate, 58% - Politicians

* MF Hussian paints Mulayam Singh Yadav nude

* Flood in Bihar; 2 die of thirst

* India wins Gold in India versus Rest Of India Games

* Poverty to be eradicated in India using Virtual Reality Software

* Laloo to be made National Animal

* Freedom Fighters to be lathi-charged to commomerate 50 years of
Independence.

* Ramar Pillai produces Pottasium Permanganate from Rice, Water, a
stick and some Pottasium Permanganate

* No bombings in Kashmir today

* Suit filed holding Rao responsible for Battle of Panipat, 1526

* Ray of hope for India as Ravi Shastri retires

* Doctorate conferred on Jayalalitha for completing 2 months in
Jail

* Death penalty upheld for Attempted Suicide victim