INDO-PAK WAR

Once in the Indo Pakistan war, Pakistan was fighting fiercely and
capturing everything in sight. A sikh camp called Gurudwara hideout was
crucial to defend from the pakistanis as it contained all the defence
secrets.
The pakistani forces surrounded the base and the
sikhs had thought that they had lost the battle but, suddenly out of
the bushes jumps Cptn. Hari Singh wearing a Maachar dani! (mosquito net)
He Pulls out his AK-47 rifle and fires like mad. The pakistanis run off
quickly.
The next day Hari Singh gets a medal. His freinds ask him "Yaar thu
maachar
daani kyon pehenke gaya tha?" Hari Singh replies
"Maachar daani itni patli hote hain ki agar maachar nahin ghus sakte,
goli kahan se ghussenghi?
In the following war Hari Singh retires and his son Gani Singh (No
Assumptions Please!) joins the army. Pakistanis are again surrounding
the Gurudwara hideout, the sikhs again think they've lost the war but
out of the bushes erupts Gani Singh wearning nothing he tries do shoo
away the pakistanis like his father did but instead gets shot. In the
hospital his friends tell him "aare yaar, therre bap me tho itni akal
thi ki vo maachar daani pehin ke gaya tha, aur tu nunga chale gaya" Gani
Singh replies "aare yaar main tho Mosquito repelling cream lage ke gaya tha"!