Flight to Toronto

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City 
to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and 
gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There 
is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take 
an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have 
three engines left." Thirty minutes later the 
captain announced, "One more engine has failed and 
the flight will take an additional two hours. But 
don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two 
engines." An hour later the captain announced, 
"One more engine has failed and our arrival will 
be delayed another three hours. But don't worry 
.. we still have one engine left." A sardarji 
passenger turned to the man in the next seat and 
remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up 
here all day!"