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Jim: Now as a non-magic user, would I be able to use this wand?
Max: You're a fighter?
Jim: Yeah.
Max: Then no.
Jim: Not even if I knew the password?
Max:
Jim: Not even if I hacked into it?
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Ogre: Who's killing my bugs?!!!
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Mr. Auspicious tells us about the artifact he's been searching for, the Crystal Sphere of Annihilation.
Mr. Auspicious: I don't know what it is but I want one.
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Thirty seconds after Mr. Auspicious leaves us alone at the dig site...
Max: Let's set his house on fire later.
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Jim: Ahhh, the smell of dead animals and urine.
Max: It's just like your house.
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Erik: Mr. Auspicious pulls out his rod...of splendor!
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Mr. Auspicious: Thank the rod.
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Max: No thank you. I'd prefer to do it later.
Auspicious: Ridiculous. Thank the rod for this wonderful banquet.
Max: No really that's fine. I'll just sneak into your house later during the night and thank the rod privately--uhhh....
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Jim: I knew this was an inside job! There's the mole!
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Erik: He breaks your nose.
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Andy's crazy half-orc is about to swing his axe at a hostile mole - that has latched onto his crotch.
Max: There are times when you think before you act and there's times like now.
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