The Communists are Coming
In the future, the communist party is going to try and take over the Canadian government. They're going to be led by a guy who I'll only call Flavis the Terrible. Now, I know that in theory, communism works in its pure form, but I have some problems with it. My problem is the crazy things that Flavis would like to make me do:
Stomp on confetti all day
Live in a cardboard box with Butler and clones of Butler on acid
Eat only one piece of moldy bread and drink only one glass of warm water daily
Now, isn't that terrible? No, seriously, this is just one ongoing joke that I thought I'd share. Flavis isn't that bad at all. Remember folks, democracy is the only way to go!