Prune Club?
Once upon a time farmer Giles was not in the ship shape he used to be in. Infact he was rather... fat. He needed to lose so much weight he just didnt know how he was going to do it.
Not being a fan of diets he had a beautiful idea... he would invent a diet which would help him and forfil all his needs.
Firstly he started chewing straw to forfil his munching needs... this idea was soon taken on by other farmers and is a national farmer trade mark, and even went on to inspire mint flavoured straw, also known as chewing gum.
Secondly he drastically changed his diet. Infact all he did eat was prunes... to keep him nice and regular.
Thirdly he decided to look like a prune, so he went swimming. After spending around one hour in a pool he found himself shriveled up and just like a prune. The exercise also helped!!!
Well it worked and soon farmer Giles was in ship shape. Wanting to share his new found love of prunes he set up the prune club...
So What Does Prune Club Do For You?
Well firstly we give you your first can of prune juice, made by the big cheese himself, Farmer Giles.
Then we encourage you to join Farmer Katie and Farmer Sara on their weekly swim
Thursday nights, to help keep you in prune shape and loose weight.
Also you get your prune club membership certificate to show what a dedicated dieter you are.
All profits go to the pea's have feelings campagin.
Join Prune Club by filling in the simple subscription page: HERE