| The Pea Campaign | ||||||||||||
| Ever wondered where pea's come from? Well its not just from pea pods you know!!! No not at all. Some pea's may never see daylight while they are cruelly raised in the pea factories and then savagely thrown away from their brothers and sister pea's into bags of pea's. What happens to these pea's varies. There are: Frozen Pea's: Where the pea's are frozen and they are presserved until defrosted. When the pea's gain conciousness they are then mallciously boiled as a final torture to their meaningless lives. Dried Pea's: Where pea's are starved of water and given lots of daylight until they shrivel up and die. The corpses are then stored until later soaked in water and eaten. Mushy Pea's: Perhaps the most horrific of all are mushy pea's. These are beaten and their bodies mushed to a pulp. Their spewed bodies are then collected with other and mingled together in can's until heated and eaten with dishes such as fish. As you can see this is legal murder and has to be stoped. We are not asking for much but a small contrabution to our campaign would be greatly appricated. Just think about all these methods of torture used, could you live with yourself knowing what is going on behind closed doors? Please give 1 drink down the pub a month, or as much as you can, to help save these pea's from being murdered. Their future is in your hands. Our campagin is asking for a change in the law where all pea's are free range. Free range pea's? you may ask yourself what this is. Well it is pea's that grow in their pod and are sold fresh to yourself the consumer. They have plenty of time to lap up the sunshine with their fellow friends and have a good quality life before filling their purposein life, to be happily eaten. Thankyou for your time Farmer Shaw |
||||||||||||
| Don't let the opposition swallow you up... look at this disgusting Piece of anti-campaign I found by Farmer Lauren. GO BACK TO THE DIRTY SOCK INFESTED SWAMP YOU CAME OUT OF. | ||||||||||||
| We also have had a terrible new update recently..... Pea shooters are becoming more and more fashionable. As if our little pea pod's havent had enough trouble, hurt and dispair people are using them as weapons and shooting them at one another. Its just like a human cannon but with peas... it MUST be stoped... Join the PEAce campaign today!! |
||||||||||||
| Back to the main page | ||||||||||||