JOKE 90

Bad pick up lines but great answers....hekehkehke

One for the girls....

Ways girls turn romantic guys down!!!

HE : I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

HE : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?

SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

HE : May I have the pleasure of this dance?

SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

HE : Will you come out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE : Your face must turn a few heads!

SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out!

SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE : I think I could make you very happy

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked u to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE : Can I have your name?

SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go and see a film?

SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?

SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE : Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you someplace before?

SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?

SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?

SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?

SHE: Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.

SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : I would go to the end of the world for you.

SHE: But would you stay there?

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE : Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.