JOKE 74

Pigs In A Bar

A pig went into a bar and asked the bartender for a glass of

water. The bartender gave the pig the water and when the pig was

done he asked the bartender if he could use the restroom. The

bartender said, "Sure. It's down the hall and to your right."

A little while later another pig went into the bar and asked the

bartender for two glasses of water. The bartender gave the pig

the water and when the pig was done he asked the bartender if he

could use the restroom. The bartender said, "Sure. It's down

the hall and to your right."

Soon after, another pig went into the bar and asked the bartender

for three glasses of water. The bartender gave the pig the water

and when the pig was done he asked the bartender if he could use

the restroom. The bartender said, "Sure. It's down the hall and

to your right."

Then another pig went into the bar and asked the bartender for

four glasses of water. The bartender gave the pig the water and

when the pig was done he asked the bartender if he could use the

restroom. The bartender said, "Sure. It's down the hall and to

your right."

After a little while another pig went into the bar and asked the

bartender for five glasses of water. The bartender gave the pig

the water and the pig drank all five glasses and was about to

leave when the bartender stopped him and said, "Wait a minute.

All these other pigs have come in here and drank between one and

four glasses of water and they all needed to use the restroom.

But you drank five whole glasses of water. Why don't you need to

use the restroom too?"

And the pig replied, "Don't you know the story? I'm the little

pig that goes wee-wee-wee all the way home."

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