JOKE 68

Goodbye Daddy

One night a father overheard his son saying his prayers "God

bless Mommy and Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa."

Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about

it. The next day, the Grandfather died. About a month or two

later the father heard his son saying his prayers again "God

bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. Goodbye Grammy."

The next day the grandmother died. Well, the father was getting

more than a little woried about the whole situation. Two weeks

later, the father once again overheard his sons prayers. "God

Bless Mommy. Good bye Daddy."

This alone nearly gave the father a heart attack. He didn't say

anything but he got up early to go to work, so that he would miss

the traffic. He stayed all through lunch and dinner. Finally

after midnight he went home. He was still alive! When he got home

he appologized to his wife. "I am sorry Honey. I had a very bad

day at work today."

"You think you've had a bad day? YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD A BAD

DAY!?" the wife yelled, "The mailman dropped dead on my doorstep

this morning!"

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