JOKE 65
It's Dark In Here!
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comesover, she puts her nine year old son in the closet.One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her loverin the closet, as well. Inside the closet, the little boy says,"It's dark in here, isn't it?""Yes it is," the man replies."You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks."No thanks," the man replies."I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionistcontinues."OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position heis in."Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies."TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats incredulously, butcomplies to protect his hidden position.The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again whenshe hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover inthe closet with her little boy."It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off."Yes it is," replies the man."Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks."OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging hisdisadvantage."Fifty dollars," the boy replies and the transaction iscompleted.The next weekend, the little boy's father says "Hey, son. Go getyour ball and glove and we'll play some catch.""I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy."How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting tohear the profit in terms of lizards and candy."Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says."SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to thechurch right now. You must confess your sin and ask forforgiveness," the father explains as he hauls the child away.At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, drawsthe curtain, sits down, and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?""Don't you start that shit in here," the priest says!
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