JOKE 55

Math's of Life

Scary but quite true

>Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance

>Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

>Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair

>Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

>Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit

>Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production

>Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion

>Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime

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>A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

>A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

>A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

>Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

>Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's mo use in two people remembering the same thing.

>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

>Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, abd she does.

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