JOKE 48

Know Yourself Better


Don't peek at the answers.  Learn Something About Yourself  This one's  a little different for everyone.   Okay, first get a piece of paper and  label it from 1-10.  Now remember, you need to give serious thought to these questions!

 1. What is your favorite out of these three?
>      >  a. cat    b. bird    c. dog

2. What is your favorite color?
>      >  a. pink    b. white   c. black

3. Name a person of the same sex.
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 4. Name a person of the opposite sex.
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 5. Do you like the mountains or the beach better?
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6. Do you like to watch the sun rise or the sunset?
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 7. What's your favorite number from 1-10?
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 8. What is your favorite plant?
>      >    a. a red rose   b. a fern  c. a dead one

9. What is your favorite season?
>      >      a. Spring   b. Winter   c.Summer

10. Make two wishes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 1. a) cat: you love yourself the most.
     b) bird: you like hearing yourself talk.
     c) dog: you put others before yourself.

2. a) pink: you're outgoing
    b) white: you're classical
    c) black: you're living on the edge.

3. That person is your lucky star.

4. You'll become very, very close with them.

5. a) mountains: fast paced wedding.
    b) beach: slow paced wedding.

6. a) sunrise: you're a morning person and you get more done.
    b) sunset: you are romantic and you fall in and out of crushes slowly

7. The number you picked is how many it will take before you find your true love.

8.  a) red rose: your life will be beautiful but sometimes  thorny.
     b) fern: your life will be predictable and safe.
     c) a dead one: your one sick person!

 9. a) spring: you're hopelessly romantic.
     b) winter: you're a hugging kind of person.
     c) summer: you're a "bare all" kind of person.

 10. If you send this to:
  a) 1 person your 1st wish will come true.
  b) 5 people both of your wishes will come true
  c) 10 or more people your wishes will come true in two days.

 YOU HAVE 45 MINUTES!


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