JOKE 31

Mom Explains Sex To Her Daughter

Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her
youngest daughter walks in.

Child: Mother, where do babies come from?

Mom:   Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get
       married. One night they go into their room...they kiss
       and hug and have sex. (The daughter looks puzzled.) 
       That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's 
       vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey.

Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and
       daddy's room, you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What
       do you get when a you do that?

Mom:   Jewelry, dear.

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