JOKE 27

MISS SINGAPORE

Ever wondered why Miss Singapore is of tertiary level education or higher. Well there was this incident not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe pageant and the 3  finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia  and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple   

questions: MC  : 

The first question is: Name me an   electrical appliance starting with the letter "L"  

Miss USA : Lamp 

Miss Malaysia : Light bulb  

Miss Singapore : LADIO  

Judge  : No, no, Radio does not start with the  letter 'L'. 

MC   : I'm going to give you 2 more chances; 

the next question is: Name me an animal starting with the letter 'L'. 

Miss USA : Lion 

Miss Malaysia : Leopard 

Miss Singapore : LABBIT 

Judge : No, Rabbit does not start with the letter 'L' !!!! 

MC  : I'm going to give you one last chance, if you answer this question incorrectly, you're disqualified. Name me a fruit starting with the letter 'L'. 

Miss USA : Lemon 

Miss Malaysia : Lychee 

Miss Singapore, with full confidence, smiles and says : LIEWLIAN 

This is not the end of the story, The judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems with the letter L, they decided to give her another chance. 

Judge : Okay, the final question is, name me a  human anatomy starting with the letter 'L' 

Miss USA : Lung (applause) 

Miss Malaysia : Liver (even more applause) 

Miss Singapore : LAN CIAU!

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