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JOKE 25

Laugh till you drop

3 guys were stuck on an island full of > cannibles. > >       They were taken to the king > >       and he said if they pass 3 tests, he'll let > them > >      live. So they try.The first > >       test is to go into the woods and find 10 > fruit of > >      the same kind.The first guy > >       comes back with 10 apples.The king told him > the > >      second test is to put the fruit > >       in his butt without making any facial > expressions. > >      The guy gets 2 in and screams > >       with pain. They kill him. The second guy > comes > >      back with 10 cherries and is told the second > test.He > >      gets about 8 in and starts > >       laughing. They kill him. The first guy and > second > >      guy meet in heaven.The first > >       guy says "Why'd you laugh? You could have > made it!" > >      The second guy says "I > >       couldn't help it, I saw the last guy come > back with > >      watermelons!"


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