JOKE 23
An Indian , a Chinese and a Malay were in a > terrible car > > >> > accident. They were all brought to the same > emergency room, but all > > >> > of them died before they arrived. Just as > they were about to put > the > > >> > toe tag on the Indian, he stirred and opened > his eyes. > > >> > Astonished, the doctors and nurses present > asked him what happened. > > >> > "Well," said the Indian, "I remember the > crash, and then there > > >> > was a beautiful light , and then the Chinese > and the Malay and > > >> > I were standing at the gates of heaven.An > Angel approached us and > > >> > said that we were too young to die, and that > for a donation of$50, > > >> > we could return to earth. So of course I > pulled out my wallet > > >> > and gave him the $50 and the next thing I > knew I was back here." > > >> > "That's amazing!" said one of the doctor. > "But what happened to the > > >other > > >> > two?" > > >> > "Last I saw them ," replied the Indian , "the > Chinese was bargaining > > >> > over the price and offer to bribe $25 while > the Malay was waiting > for > > >the > > >> > government to pay for his."
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