JOKE 19

Does Heaven have a phone number?

Hello Operator, does Heaven have a phone number?

Mommy went to Heaven, but I need her here today,  My tummy hurts and I fell down, I need her right  away,  Operator can you tell me how to find her in this book   Is heaven in the yellow part, I don't know where to look.

I think my daddy needs her too, at night I hear him cry. I hear him call her name sometimes, but I really don't know why. Maybe if I call her, she will hurry home to me. Is Heaven very far away, is it across the sea? She's been gone a long, long time she needs to come home now! I really need to reach her, but I simply don't know how.

Help me find the number please, is it listed under "Heaven"?

I can't read these big big words, I am only seven.  I'm sorry operator, I didn't mean to make you cry, Is your tummy hurting too, or is there something in your eye?   If I call my church maybe they will know.  Mommy said when we need help that's where we should go. I found the number to my church tacked up on the wall.

Thank you operator, I'll give them a call. *Forward this to at least 7 people if you love your mom.  Time waits for no one.  Treasure every moment you have.   You will treasure it even more, when you can share it with someone special.

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