JOKE 14.
No. 1Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
No. 2
Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher: Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun give us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
No. 3
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
No. 4
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colours do you have?
No. 5
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
No. 6
Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot.
Sam : It's a family tradition.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher: What about your mother?
Sam : She's a woman.
No. 7
Tarun: How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
Dinesh: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.
No. 8
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
No. 9
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
No. 10
Patient: What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died.
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