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Money, Money, Money....
It can buy a House But not a Home It can buy a Bed But not Sleep It can buy a Clock But not Time It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge It can buy you a Position But not Respect It can buy you Medicine But not Health It can buy you Blood But not Life So you see, Money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering... So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. A more true Friend you will never find:-) -------X------- FRIENDS True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere. -------X------- BEHIND YOU During our friendship, There will be Times u won't See me Beside u, dun think i Left u behind, I Just Chose To Walk Behind U So I Can Catch U When U Fall... -------X------- FRIENDSHIP MEANS... I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha -------X------- COMPUTER JOKES Customer : I cleaned my computer and now it doesn't work any more. Repairman : What did you clean it with? Customer : Soap and water. Repairman : Don't you know you're not supposed to touch a computer with water? Customer : Oh, it wasn't the water that caused the problem...it was the spin dryer! Customer : I think I've got a bug in my computer. Repairman : Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer : Yes. Repairman : Then it must be a humbug! -------X------- A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! -------X------- Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose. -------X------- "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?" " My right hand." " Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch." -------X------- EMAIL JOKES Pupil : Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents ? Teacher : But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil : Exactly! -------X------- HAVE U SEEN ? Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it's just the ticket! -------X------- Have you seen www.history.com? Yes, but that was a very long time ago. -------X------- Have you seen the boxing website? Yes, it really knocked me out! -------X------- |